Writer Michael Gastor collected me and the injured Little Dog from the Malibu house at midday and we drove east.
He has been in Berlin writing a script for a German director about Julian Assange. I am toying with moving to Berlin in December. He had a great time there. I’m sure I would too.
We stopped at American Rag and bought wrapping paper and a birthday card for Transformers Producer Tom Desanto. Tom’s birthday pool party thrown by his friend Adam Press. He seemed pleased with the gifts. Books from my personal collection that he had admired last week.
We arrived early…before the beautiful, half-naked boys began playing beer pong.
I was dressed for the next event so looked like a total freak. I wore the hat I bought for Jake at Lanvin last summer. My futuristic Helmut Lang shirt was commented on but not, I think, admired. Everyone else in board shorts and…and nothing much else. Chatted to a couple of really cool kids. Managed, of course, to locate the only straight boy and settled into a long, fruitless conversation.
Michael played pool and drank whiskey. The host was charming and sweet. Dane arrived. Huh? How did that happen?
Our birthday parties couldn’t have been more different. Somebody bought him a 6 foot inflatable penis.
Really glad I made the effort and hauled my ass over there. Good God! Who knew that there were so many beautiful, young actor boys with perfect bodies? Toby arrived with his new squeeze.
Apparently Bryan Singer turned up just after we left.
At 3pm (in the blazing sun) we drove to another pool party. John and Valoree Papsidera’s ‘Paws‘ fundraiser at his office ‘compound’ downtown. The offices are an ex-swimming club that he has beautifully renovated. This man has exquisite taste. His art collection…to die for. Some great names: Clemente, Judd, Pettibon and the most gorgeous George Condo. I am newly converted to Condo.
John Papsidera is king.
Of course, John can attract a glittering Young Hollywood crowd. Jason Ritter (super sexy), Zach Quinto (super cool), Drew Barrymore, Olivia Wilde, Molly Sims, Malin Akerman, Gavin Polone (owns The Waffle with John), Amber Heard , Alicia Silverstone, Olivia Munn, Jules Daly, Rainn Wilson, Ali Larter, Hayes MacArthur, Talulah Riley, Elon Musk, Dwight Yoakam.
Chatted recovery and Dr Drew with Drew Pinsky‘s Love Line side kick, the devilishly handsome Psycho Mike (Michael Catherwood). He was in Dancing with the Stars….Valoree produces that show.
Is Psycho Mike Gay?
Olivia Munn joined Psycho Mike and I.
He said, “You are the hardest working woman in Hollywood.” (unfortunate choice of words)
I said, “Oh, that sounds good, what are you doing?”
Olivia snapped, “If you don’t know who I am, you don’t need to know who I am.”
I smiled wryly.
Her mouth twisted into a sneer and she gracelessly recited her IMDB credits. I thought, the problem with you dear Olivia…you have no poise.
Chatted with a woman called Suzanne from Hidden Hills whose daughter was dating the most delicious boy. A singer and guitar player. A feast for the eyes.
I hadn’t realized that my great friend Manu is married to the gorgeous Kim Raver.
Totally adored Zach Quinto who, of course, we saw in Angels in America. We talked AIDS, his new film, his producing. That boy is a fucking star.
Fell in ‘boy love’ with Jason Ritter. Those eyes…those beautiful blue eyes.
I flirted with boys. Michael chased girls…we had a blast.
We left at 7ish for a fish and chip dinner with Henri then home to the coyote infested garden.
Robby booked his first big commercial this weekend so am dying to hear all about it.
Tracy Emin, the crazy talentless British ‘artist’ has been adopted by the Tory party and has dinner with Prime Minister Cameron. WTF? Her work installed at 10 Downing Street. Her ugly mug pressed onto Cameron’s flacid pink cheek.
