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Elizabeth Hurley Sex Addict

If Elizabeth really had broken up with Arun a few months ago as she claims..why is she having clandestine meetings with Shane Warne in hotel rooms rather than in her Kensington house?

I wonder if Arun remembers my dire warning for him to run as fast as his little legs would carry him when Elizabeth introduced us.  Much to his chagrain I sat him down like a good brother and told him that no good would come of knowing Elizabeth…only public shame.

That was when we were filming The Method in Romania when she was publicly toying with him to the amusement of her snotty friends and family.

Dressing him up in Mao collars at Richard James.

Shagging him in her trailer…you know the story.

I wanted to write a bunch of stuff about Elizabeth being a sex addict but I wrote a thousand words and then the computer crashed and it all vanished.  I can’t be bothered to write it again.

I was reminiscing about the first time I met Elizabeth and she was laying on the floor of her sitting room…her legs apart, her lips pink and swollen.

I wonder if she remembers telling me about her whipping club in LA?  How she loves to ‘take a man in hand’.  I wonder if she dominates Shane?  He looks like the sort of man who needs to be dominated, coerced, his power stripped from him by a woman, a good..strong woman like Elizabeth.  And..of course, we never mention the lesbian interlude.  Know about that?  I do.

I hear that she was in San Lorenzo last week looking a bit worse for wear.  Drunk.

I wonder who is looking after the kid?

The problem with Elizabeth is that she is a mere actress/celebrity when in fact she was born to be a high priestess or warrior princess, acolytes tugging at her skirt.  Gladiators hand-picked from the forum to pleasure her.

Poor Elizabeth!  She’s the straight equivalent of a gay ‘power bottom’.

Elizabeth!   Go and sort yourself out at Sex Rehab.  You are one of us!  You control every straight man within sniffing distance with your pussy perfume, the intoxicating scent of your vagina.

Oh, I have seen it with my own eyes warrior princess!

Until you get yourself a kingdom I’m afraid it might be rehab for you dear.

On an entirely different note…do you like my new socks?

7 replies on “Elizabeth Hurley Sex Addict”

….OMG…this post is the FUNNIEST….especially the segue into “do you like my new socks” hahaha

I don’t know how exactly I came across your website; but you’re terribly funny. And, please pardon me for engaging in the worst of American vernacular regarding your unexpected segue: “do you like my new socks?”. EPIC dude, AWSOME! That’s right up there with “What we have here is a failure to communicate…” and “She’s my sister; she’s my daughter” famous movie lines, man!

I saw all the british news headlines about ‘la Hurley’ and immediately thought of you and how you would be rolling about laughing. What a hoot, she tried to pass this off with twittering that she and Arun had split months ago and I could not help wondering if he knew that they had split or was it priveleged information for her and her cricketer philandering boyfriend. Apparently he has a reputation too (another sex addict?)Any way they desrve each other.
Had a good laugh at Camilla being poked by a stick, nothing new there eh?
I had a not so great visit home and the respite to this was the lovely shopping and seeing friends but I am glad to be home.
I really want to subscribe to your blog Duncan. I am on my second cup of coffee catching up with your writing. Know this Duncan, we readers/sycophants are fans.So there, yah boo hiss to your detractors.

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