Decided to stay an extra week in London.
Woke up at 11.30 this morning. That is LATE for me. Me! Me who is usually up so early. Anyway, we were going back to Whitstable today but I ended up spending the better part of my day at Chelsea Police Station.
You may well ask.
A drama unfolded at the house that included a cast of unruly, drunk children a lost iPod touch and me trying to enforce an adolescent exit strategy. I mean, getting 5 unwelcome 15-year-old kids out of the house whilst Phil was at her Dad’s. Anyway, it all ended up with me being arrested and taken to the police station and then being let go.
The short story is this: I accused them of stealing an iPod touch. They accused me of spitting at them, which is a total lie, but it had to be investigated. So, I got cuffed and dragged to the police station.
Of course, our accusations were ignored. Impossible to substantiate.
Firstly, can I tell you how utterly charming the policemen were in the station. The Desk Sergeant, the constables, the detective..all utterly considerate and thoughtful and even though I had to spend an hour in a cell it really did not matter. Even the cell was clean, the toilet flushed and someone had stenciled a note for a drug ‘help line’ on the ceiling.
Much has changed since I was arrested 30 years ago.
Fingerprints are scanned, mug shots digital and every time I had to sign my name it was on a pad like you would find in a bank. Of course there were the usual host of nutter types being held there but sadly, since the mental hospitals were closed down the police and prison service are used to hold the insane until they can be reclaimed by the broken mental health system.
The detective who interviewed me was really good looking. Big blue eyes.
Now I just feel ghastly. I felt like crying in the station. How could this have happened? That kind of sad moment. In fact..I did shed a tear when the nice detective was interviewing me. Had odd feeling of shame telling him that I was gay.
I felt like I was defending our honor against those kids. They were HORRIBLE.
I am going to Victoria Station to help Jake and the Little dog who went off to Whitstable for the day.
More about this tomorrow.