Today, Luna chewed three huge holes in the passenger seat of my truck. So, by 9am I was a little glum even though I am wearing a cheerful pink shirt and rather attractive cardigan. It’s really hard to train a Pit pup though I think I am doing OK in the circumstances.
My Jasper Morrison sofa is a wreck and needs recovered. Saw some gorgeous blood orange velvet on Labrea below 1st street but irritatingly had just missed the 70% off sale. This sofa is a fucking mess. The leg keeps falling off too. This is exactly what happens to nice furniture when you share your house with a 70lb Pit.
Frankly I don’t care about the truck. I bought it exactly for this reason: so I didn’t have to worry about odd bumps and scratches. The holes are in the passenger seat-not my problem. If the dog had eaten the Porsche however…
I’ve really enjoyed the past few days after the GHASTLY gay/lesbian/cuckold dinner party debacle. Did I mention..and I’m sure I did..that Brett Easton Ellis watches SEX REHAB. Worth mentioning twice as there are few people I am totally awe-struck by but he is deffo one of them.
Saturday was no less interesting. Lunch with Dom at American Rag. Still, I find it hard to trust him as he is prone to reveal that he takes a little bit too much interest in my life-in a rather creepy way. The fact is, the fun part of our friendship is over.
Had early evening nap then Justin and I took a cab to the 30 years of MOCA event. Drank cans and cans of diet coke at the 30 years of MOCA after party at my friend Jerrod’s gallery on Sunset. Chloe Sevigny, Todd Eberle, some ‘a’ gays, Dom’s snobby up her own ass arts publicist friend Bettina Korek. An enthusiastic Sex Rehab viewer woman approached me and told me how much she loved the show. The Asian man in the HSBC bank also ‘loves’ the show. Until last night I ‘loved’ the show. Last night’s show was less lovable.
Anyway, Justin woke up with a magnificent hangover on Sunday morning. I drove to Malibu and let the dogs run around the garden that has been transformed by the new gardener. It is so incredibly beautiful there. Paths, vistas, secret gardens, Bananas, figs and strange green pears still on the trees.
Justin and I napped on the hammock overlooking the sea then drove to Amanda Eliash’s brunch in Beverly Hills. Saw Sharon S with Hamish McAlpine. Love Sharon. I warmly congratulated Hamish for his recent wedding. I didn’t know he was a Kent boy, I said cheerfully, ‘I’m from Whitstable’. He turned his fat face toward me like a crude papier-mache doll and with a vicious sneer said: ‘I hear that people smashed your windows.’
I was tempted to deny it. I didn’t want to remember what had happened nearly 20 years ago but it was true-there was a time in Whitstable when my windows were being smashed and anti gay graffiti was being daubed on my walls. AIDS AVAILABLE HERE. As I have written before, growing up gay in a small town anywhere in the world has its drawbacks. It was a very dark time. I was scared, vulnerable and had nowhere to run. To have this nasty, badly dressed, rich boy reminding me, mocking me-it was too much to bear. I wanted to rip his over sized head off his flabby shoulders. Frankly he couldn’t have done much about it. He looks about 65 even though we are prob the same age.
I was in no mood to let this creep diminish me so I let him have both barrels and felt a great deal better when he finally slunk away. Reptilian, homophobic Hamish McAlpine you are a very nasty little men.
We stayed at Tim and Amanda’s for a few more hours enjoying the cast of odd characters running around the house. Ryan Fox very sweet young director, Finley Quaye’s girl friend screaming at him on the phone for the better part of an hour. Justin looked happy. I don’t think that he has ever lived like this. I am going to dress him when we go to swankier events.
Jay Rayner, Clair Rayner’s son also there. A jolly, piano playing food writer, long hair and full belly. A little resentful of others making more money than he does but hey, most people are. Jay lives in Shakespeare Road, Brixton in the house directly next door to where Jay Jopling used to live-where Jay and I would have the occasional tryst. Rayner was also well acquainted with Whitstable. Missed out on buying there when it was cheap. Apparently a great friend of the chef Steve Harris and family. Jay Rayner, another acerbic Brit on US reality TV. We talked about his mother and he made me quite teary-reminding me of Clair Rayner’s reassuring a whole generation that everything was going to be okay..she was the British Dr Drew Pinsky!
Amanda invited me back for Christmas day. I accepted.
I loved seeing Tim. I always do.
Saw SEX REHAB show. Like most people I am irritated by glut of Kari Ann material. It’s a pity that VH1 made her the spine of show. Poor meth head. However, I won’t hear a word said against her, as she is very, very sick little girl.
In bed by 10.30pm. Up at 5.30…etc. etc.
Hi Duncan. I watch Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew. I have always liked dr. Drew and the way he intertwined with people. I have to say that I just watched the episode where you cried after telling Dr. Drew about the abuse you endured from your father.
I could write you for hours but if you have time, email me please. I was also molested when I was 9 by someone and I still at 39 don’t have a clue. I’d just like to maybe be friends via the internet. We all have our lives, but it’s nice to be able to talk to someone who has had same experience.
If you ever get a chance, feel free. I will always listen.
Michele bento USA
I love you. Youre so witty and you look fabulous on television.
Unlike me.
I look like a tranny..
hahahha
I LOVE TRANNIES!!!!!
muah!
xoxoxo
I am the enthusiastic Sex Rehab viewer woman who met you at the gallery on Saturday night. I remain in awe of your strength and courage. You are no doubt helping many by sharing your harrowing story. Wishing you all the best now and always.
Feeling guilty, because I am trained as a therapist myself and I still couldn’t stand Kari Ann, but you are right…she’s just very sick! Where did my patience and understanding go. Reminds me to follow my UU principles.
You are the best. Have put you in touch with T5M.COM in Uk because they would love your ruderie as we do. The program is MADE BY YOU, and ONLY YOU, you should ALWAYS BE ON TELEVISON. You look handsome, sexy, naughty, and we love you sometimes we hate you when you sell my tickets, but I am spending christmas with you, and giving you a big stocking. Love to all those ghastly horrible people, I love temper tantrums, Tell the girl to order a cooked breakfast next time, and the other one to do her ironing, and Dr Drew not to be so goodie goodie, bet he is very very naughty. AMANDA xxxx
Duncan – Just came by your site from a link from Jennie’s. Very good read. I just started watching the Rehab show with you, and you are definitely one of the most interesting folks on the show. I look forward to seeing how everything turns out, and will continue checking your blog.
Cheers.